I made it to Istanbul! It was a very long day of traveling. I’m excited and grateful to be here.

There is a super hot Russian guy staying in the same room as me at the hostel. I walked into the room, which is tiny, and he’s shirtless with nothing but these tiny, tight little boxer briefs on. I tried not to stare. I really did.

My contacts are freaking out right now. I really want to go to bed. I’d also like to continue staring at the hot Russian guy. He’s in his bed now which I don’t have a great view of.

LA Song by Beth Hart just came on.

I get it. I hear you God.